Showing posts with label 10 Reasons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 10 Reasons. Show all posts

Sunday, June 3, 2007

10 Reasons You Could Donate Money To Me.

I'll try right now and come up with ten reasons why someone should donate money to me.

Reason Number 1: Coming up with 10 plausible serious reasons why you should donate money to me is hard and takes effort but still is sorta fun delusioning oneself that many will donate. I can't think of any serious reasons so far .

Reason Number 2: I'm not very talented or hardworking and have lived a very hard life because of illness. My illness makes me non talented and unable to work very hard.

Reason Number 3: I'm poor and have never had lots of money. Every dollar I earn is most welcome and improves my life in little ways. I'm right on the line with everything.

Reason Number 4: House prices in New Zealand are really really expensive. I really need a house so I never have to move again and am settled and live in comfortable safe familiar surroundings. Every day is hard for me. Every dollar is closer to a house in some way.

Reason Number 5: If your really rich you should donate because your really rich and somehow came across this site and because your really rich and i'm jealous.

Reason Number 6: Because so far every reason is rubbish.

Reason Number 7: You should donate to me because what your reading here is my only way of earning any money there is no other way.

Reason Number 8: I'm not clever or witty so can't get you to donate because of these things.

Reason Number 9:
I'm not funny either.

Reason Number 10:
Because I only earn $244.50 NZ dollars every week and thats it.

Reason Number 11: Because i'm a newbie.

So thats ten reasons. I'll hopefully do some more reasons over time, I should do lots of things asking for money. I don't really see this as begging or anything just a way to better my life.

I just got a webcam for $15 NZ dollars so i'll do a video of myself in the next while and post it here.

Reason Number 12: My thoughts are silly thoughts that all aspire to money but alas are silly thoughts.

Yay me for today:

From Darcy.

Heres a picture of a house. (Dreams of mine).

Reason Number 13: My dreams are of a house. Your money gets me closer.