Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Currently i'm living on the New Zealand invalids benefit earning NZ $260.69 per week in the hand. On this benefit i'm allowed to earn an extra NZ $100.00 per week before tax without affecting how much I receive from the benefit.
So I thought I would take advantage of being able to earn this extra money by advertising for a job on the internet. The job i'm seeking would be part time and basically you just pay my wages and I don't have to do anything.
I'm not qualified in anything and have no work experience other than defeating Osama Bin Laden and his terrorists. If you have a job available where I don't have to do anything at all and I still get paid then please contact me on email@example.com.
Why would someone want to hire me to do nothing and still have to pay my wages. Maybe your rich and see how cool it would be to employ someone who gets paid and doesn't have to do anything at all. Thats all I can think of really I can't give a good reason why you should employ me to do nothing and still have to pay my wages.
So now I guess i'll just wait and see what amazing job offers I get. Perhaps you could throw in a company house or car or something as well.
Don't think i'll get any employment offers soon but it's worth a try.