Sunday, June 3, 2007

10 Reasons You Could Donate Money To Me.

I'll try right now and come up with ten reasons why someone should donate money to me.

Reason Number 1: Coming up with 10 plausible serious reasons why you should donate money to me is hard and takes effort but still is sorta fun delusioning oneself that many will donate. I can't think of any serious reasons so far .

Reason Number 2: I'm not very talented or hardworking and have lived a very hard life because of illness. My illness makes me non talented and unable to work very hard.

Reason Number 3: I'm poor and have never had lots of money. Every dollar I earn is most welcome and improves my life in little ways. I'm right on the line with everything.

Reason Number 4: House prices in New Zealand are really really expensive. I really need a house so I never have to move again and am settled and live in comfortable safe familiar surroundings. Every day is hard for me. Every dollar is closer to a house in some way.

Reason Number 5: If your really rich you should donate because your really rich and somehow came across this site and because your really rich and i'm jealous.

Reason Number 6: Because so far every reason is rubbish.

Reason Number 7: You should donate to me because what your reading here is my only way of earning any money there is no other way.

Reason Number 8: I'm not clever or witty so can't get you to donate because of these things.

Reason Number 9:
I'm not funny either.

Reason Number 10:
Because I only earn $244.50 NZ dollars every week and thats it.

Reason Number 11: Because i'm a newbie.

So thats ten reasons. I'll hopefully do some more reasons over time, I should do lots of things asking for money. I don't really see this as begging or anything just a way to better my life.

I just got a webcam for $15 NZ dollars so i'll do a video of myself in the next while and post it here.

Reason Number 12: My thoughts are silly thoughts that all aspire to money but alas are silly thoughts.

Yay me for today:


From Darcy.


Heres a picture of a house. (Dreams of mine).

Reason Number 13: My dreams are of a house. Your money gets me closer.

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